
You may have noticed that there has been a decline in the amount of baby deliveries in the last month. This is because Dietmar the stork has been out of commission since he broke his leg. He broke it so badly that he had to have it removed.
Don’t worry though because people (sane, I am not sure) raised $1,500 so Dietmar could have a prosthetic leg. No joking here folks! I suppose this means that storks rank higher than dogs in the animal kingdom.
Storks must rank higher because how many 3 legged dogs have you seen? I have seen plenty. Of course it would be hard for Dietmar to hop while trying to balance.

